Summary
They say the cultivation world is crawling with top-tier beauties.
After transmigrating into a novel, Shen Wangzhou realized the rumors were true. In fact, they were too true—considering he accidentally ended up in bed with the three most powerful men in the world. Or so he thought.
The Grandmaster:
The second he transmigrated, Shen Wangzhou mistook the sect’s legendary Grandmaster as the strongest and most ethereal cultivator alive, for a common traveling musician. One thing led to another, and they spent the night together. Panic-stricken, Shen Wangzhou fled back to his sect, too guilty to even look his Master in the eye.
His Master, oblivious to the scandal, pointed toward a frail, beautiful youth. “This is the youngest disciple left behind by the Grandmaster. From today on, he is your Junior Brother. Take good care of him.”
The Junior Brother:
Shen Wangzhou had zero resistance to his Junior’s face, which looked seventy percent identical to the Grandmaster’s. The boy was clingy, constantly hovering for “hugs and headpats.”
Whenever his internal injuries flared up, the Junior would clutch Shen Wangzhou’s sleeve, eyes rimmed red with “Green Tea” tears. “Senior Brother, just leave me be,” he’d sob artfully. “Even if I faint from the pain, I couldn’t bear to let you suffer through a Dual Cultivation session just to heal me…”
Shen Wangzhou: Say no more!
To “save” a life, Shen Wangzhou lost count of the days and nights they spent tangled together.
The Villain:
Just as Shen Wangzhou was about to be mauled by a Great Demon, the novel’s ultimate antagonist appeared—the brutal Merman Prince who had washed the Three Realms in blood. Despite his breathtaking face, he was a monster.
The Merman slaughtered the demon with terrifying cruelty, then turned around, took Shen Wangzhou’s hand with profound tenderness, and asked innocently, “Little Cultivator, do you believe in love at first sight?”
Shen Wangzhou: …If I say no, will I die?
Mermen are born with a lustful nature and a talent for seduction. After a few rounds of relentless flirting, Shen Wangzhou’s crumbling willpower gave in, and the two became “husbands” in every sense of the word.
The Reveal:
Rumors spread that the Merman was coming to annihilate the Three Realms. As Shen Wangzhou joined the alliance to hold the line, his “frail and sickly” Junior Brother shattered a barrier held by dozens of high-level Nascent Soul cultivators with a single flick of his finger.
As the cultivators collapsed, coughing up blood, the culprit turned and buried his face in Shen Wangzhou’s chest, wailing, “I’m so scared, Senior Brother! They’re trying to kill me!”
Shen Wangzhou: ???
The Merman and the Junior Brother were the same person!
Flustered and confused, Shen Wangzhou retreated to the safety of the sect, only to run straight into the arms of the Grandmaster. The gentle, powerful Grandmaster tightened his grip around Shen Wangzhou’s waist, leaned in close, and whispered in the Merman’s unmistakable voice:
“Have you finally had enough fun outside to remember how good your Grandmaster treats you?”
Shen Wangzhou: #@!%…?